WELL, IT WENT PRETTY WELL UP UNTIL NOW…

INTERVIEW HORROR STORY

Interviewer: What football team do you support?

Me: Chelsea

Interviewer: Good, we have too many f***ing Arsenal fans here, you start on Monday.

*From the web

INTERVIEW HORRORR STORY

Had an interview that I thought was going relatively well. At the end, the interviewer said “I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but I’ve interviewed a lot of people today, and you’re the first person I feel genuinely really confident about.”

And then I never heard from them again.

*From the web

INTERVIEW HORROR STORY

“Had an interviewer ask me ‘how do you deal with women?’ “I was obviously very confused, so I asked ‘what do you mean by how do I DEAL with women?’ And they responded with ‘it’s a pretty straightforward question — how do you deal with women?’… long story short, I didn’t get into that school”

*From the web

INTERVIEW HORROR STORY

“Interviewer asked me what my worst trait was. I answered… Thinking of a quick response to unexpected questions. She snort-laughed. I got the job”.

*From the web.

INTERVIEW HORROR STORY

“Interviewer asked me what my worst trait was. I answered… Thinking of a quick response to unexpected questions. She snort-laughed. I got the job”.

*From the web.

INTERVIEW HORROR STORY

“Interviewer asked me what my worst trait was. I answered… Thinking of a quick response to unexpected questions. She snort-laughed. I got the job”.

*From the web.

INTERVIEW HORROR STORY

“Had an interviewer ask me ‘how do you deal with women?’ “I was obviously very confused, so I asked ‘what do you mean by how do I DEAL with women?’ And they responded with ‘it’s a pretty straightforward question — how do you deal with women?’… long story short, I didn’t get into that school”

*From the web

 

INTERVIEW HORROR STORY: PENGUINS AND SOMBREROS

The interviewer asked me: “If a penguin wearing a sombrero were to show up here now, what would he say?”
(Our guess: “Fire this interviewer!”)

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INTERVIEW HORROR STORIES: IF ONLY THE JOB EXISTED

Met this guy at a job fair who loved my work and gave me his card, telling me to call him the next day to set up an interview.

The next day I went to his office and after looking at my portfolio, he tells me it’s great and that I’m a great fit for his company. He proceeds to give me a tour of his entire office, introduces me to a bunch of people, and tells me about the great lunch spots in the area.

At the end of the interview, we sit back down and he says, “Love your work and you seem great, but we’re actually not hiring right now. I’ll keep you in mind.”

#informedecisions #interviews #interviewhorrorstories #horrorstory